The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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