i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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