btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.