Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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