WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can't put those talents on a resume
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?