I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.