How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.