i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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