So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The beer is more important than you right now.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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