great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Someone shit on the floor
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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