ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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