I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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