Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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