Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He felt like a one man threesome
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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