i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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