Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's never too late to be topless.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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