White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have post one night stand depression
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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