Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You can't just leave with hair like that
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
ok first of all what the fuck
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