He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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