Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
