I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
