I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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