Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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