I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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