Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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