we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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