No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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