How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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