I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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