waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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