11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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