id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize