her vagine was all disorganized.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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