I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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It's blow job season.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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