No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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