I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the day after is always just damage control
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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