How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
