vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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