And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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