Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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