..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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