a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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