ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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