i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You ate ashes out of my bong
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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