I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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