I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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