At least make sure they are 18
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The cops high fived after they tackled you