I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen