The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.