Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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