***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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