I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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