was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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