I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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