at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
my poor anus
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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