He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize