Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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