I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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