margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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