I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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