I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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