somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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